Monday, December 30, 2013

Sunday Announcements.........

My name is Sis. Ursula Smalls of the
Mt. St. Nicholas missionary of all Urgency Baptist Church
and i just gotta say that we is on fire...

We remain within these walls praising
HIS holy name, Sunday after Sunday
we gon raise HIS name higher...

If you wanna stand on yo feet, take off
yo shoes, or run all around this church
we say it is ok...

but the fact of the matter is, we ain't really
gonna do that, so don't really listen to what we say...

don't be looking for us to go outreaching out
to these folk that be on the streets, or those sick
and shut in, cuz if i gotsta be truthful about it all

i knows i done did my part, because, i gave them
all a call. (some did not answer, but thats ok, God knows my heart)
um, um, um..... (thank ya Jeeesus)

We is gon listen to the choir, make a lotta noise
for our Pastor, so we can make him thank
he doing a good job...

The collection plate comes around about 2 or 3 times
and we gots to make sure we rob'n Peter
 so we can pay back Pastor Paul...

(he ain't preach'n for free)
We gots some wonderfuls Deacons that
do not give us not no mess...

for one thang, They only wake up when it is time for
the money to be collected...

But best believe, we's gon dance that
holy ghost dance whens our musicians
start to play

but when that holiness gets in the music,
i likes to do my lil holy ghost routine, i be practicing
every day.

We's haves Bible Studies every Wednesday
starting at 7 0' clock PM

we luvs talking about the do's and the don'ts of the
Bible, just make sure you do all of your don'ts
before you get here, and before we begin

so if you looking for a church home
where we enjoy being INSIDE the house
of the Lawd

You need to join us at
Mt. St. Nicholas missionary of all Urgency Baptist Church
come on aboard, come on aboard, come on aboard.
"xpressurself"